Quotes from the Movie Bad Boys

You know I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning, I feel lighter on my feet.

Det. Marcus Burnett

You know you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy.

Det. Mike Lowrey

I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work.

Det. Mike Lowrey

Now that's how you supposed to drive! From now on that's how you drive!

Det. Mike Lowrey

Marcus, I just have one question for ya bro. How the hell you gonna leave my ass at a gun fight to go get the car!

Det. Mike Lowrey

Ho, what did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it.

Captain Howard

Jesus. Could you use a smaller gun? You got blood on me again.

Casper

Until then, until then, you are Mike Lowrey, you be him, that's what you are, you're him.

Captain Howard

You're him, I don't wanna hear it, you're him. And you, you're you, you be you, but not in front of her. You're him, you're you.

Captain Howard

Oh, I see. You aren't gettin any at home, so you got a lot of extra energy. Go ahead, burn it off.

Mike Lowrey

Naw man, naw. There's too much bass in your voice. That scares white folks. You got to sound like them. [In high pitched voice] We were wondering if we could borrow some brown sugar?

Marcus Burnett

Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.

Mike Lowrey

What the f--? What you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?

Marcus Burnett

It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition.

Mike Lowrey

That's flesh that you're shoveling into your mouth. You know, that was, like, a living, breathing creature. You know, it probably had a name.

Julie Mott